My Friends Went to Darfur and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt

My Friends Went to Darfur and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirtThose inconsiderate bastards.

This t-shirt hasn’t been printed yet, so if you want it to be printed, let me know by leaving a comment. It’s up to you to decide whether this this t-shirt ever sees the day of light. If it gets made, part of every sale is going to Save Darfur. Over 180,000 people have died as a result of this ongoing genocide. Learn more here.

Finer than Versace. More luxurious than LV.

HOMELESS LuxuryWhen money is no object - When you want to live free and for people to take notice - When you want the original lifestyle - YOU WANT HOMELESS.

This t-shirt hasn’t been made yet. It’s up to you as to whether it ever does get made. If you’d like it to be printed then let me know by leaving a comment. Part of every sale will go to School On Wheels - a program that gives homeless kids after-school tutoring.

loveTM

loveTMI wish I could buy and trademark love. Then every time someone did the nasty I’d get a nickel. I’d be the most rich and powerful corporation in the world. Global, monolithic corporation - thumbs up! Love and human rights - thumbs down.

This t-shirt hasn’t been printed yet. It’s up to you to decide whether it ever sees the light of day. So if you’d like this t-shirt to be made, let me know by leaving a comment. If it’s made a cut of each sale will go to Human Rights First.

Number 23

Number 23Even if Kobe drops like 500 points in one game, or if LeBron has the world’s first triple-triple, they’re never gonna be Jordan to me. Why? Because I was like 11 the first time I remember Jordan going nuts. And watching someone drop 50 points when your net worth is like 8 bucks and some change and you’ve never kissed a girl is way bigger than seeing Kobe go nuts when you’re 30, jaded, and starting to notice a little too much nose hair in the mirror.

This t-shirt hasn’t been made yet and it’s up to you if it ever gets printed. If you want this t-shirt to be made - let me know by leaving a comment below. If this shirt gets made a piece of every sale is going to Sports4Kids, an organization that helps kids’ health through sports.

Flossy, Flossy

Flossy, FlossyOMG i <3 fergie’s song glamourous!!! the lyrics R soooooo deep and kewl!!!! but Y is she n2 flossing?? flossing is for losaz

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Bush is smart for a Monkey

Bush is smart for a monkeyHe really is. He’s like the top of his class at Monkey University.

This t-shirt hasn’t been made. And it’s up to you whether it ever graces your lithe body or not. So if you’d like it to be made, let me know by posting a comment. A cut of every t-shirt’s sale will go to Disabled American Veterans Charitable Service Trust.

Fake Since ‘08

Fake - Genuine Since 2008From Milli Vanilli to Pamela Anderson’s boobs to knockoff Prada bags - fake for fake’s sake.

This shirt hasn’t been printed yet. It’s up to you if it ever gets made or not. So if you want this t-shirt made - let me know by posting a comment. If it’s made then a cut of each sale is going to Sweatshop Watch, a California organization that supports low wage workers in the garment industry.

Bones and Bones

Bones and BonesThis t-shirt hasn’t been made yet - it’s up to you if you want this t-shirt made or not. So if you’d like this t-shirt to be made, let me know by posting a comment.

If this t-shirt gets made a portion of each sale is going to Kidspace Children’s Museum. Kidspace brings art, humanities, and science to kids ages 2 to 9 in the Los Angeles area.

More Circles

More CirclesThis t-shirt hasn’t been made yet - it’s up to you if you want this t-shirt made or not. So if you’d like this t-shirt to be made, let me know by posting a comment.

If this t-shirt gets made a portion of each sale is going to Kidspace Children’s Museum. Kidspace brings art, humanities, and science to kids ages 2 to 9 in the Los Angeles area.

Circles, Circles, Circles

Circles, Circles, CirclesThis t-shirt hasn’t been made yet - it’s up to you if you want this t-shirt made or not. So if you’d like this t-shirt to be made, let me know by posting a comment.

If this t-shirt gets made a portion of each sale is going to Kidspace Children’s Museum. Kidspace brings art, humanities, and science to kids ages 2 to 9 in the Los Angeles area.